Every Who Down in Chapel Hill Liked Christmas a lot…
But the Grinch,Who lived just south of Chapel Hill, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his shirt was on too tight…
If you know this Grinch, just contact CHPD. If you are this Grinch, we know you stole the tree.
At H&S Pharmacy, a tree you took. But you really should have had a better look.
For there was a camera over your head you did not see. …
And now you are being sought by the Christmas loving, C.H.P.D.
Merry Christmas, -Santa’s Little Helpers P.S. We love the silver car you rolled up in. Our number is 931-364-4136… if you want to call.